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“Many still believe that aliens are miniature pigs”
An alien is somebody who lives in a foreign country, although this name is often confused with a person who lives on another planet. Famous people who are aliens include Sting, Michael Jackson and Super Mario.
A leen is like an alien but has infinitely more lard.