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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Alien.


An alien spaceship landing at a classified location
Not an alien, but a regular Uncyclopedia editor

Many still believe that aliens are miniature pigs

~ Twatty Mctwatt on aliens
A real life alien hand. Cool eh?

An alien is somebody who lives in a foreign country, although this name is often confused with a person who lives on another planet. Famous people who are aliens include Sting, Michael Jackson and Super Mario.

A leen is like an alien but has infinitely more lard.