For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Car.
You, just before driving your car
A real life ghost car caught on CCTV.

Car are bar. Vote car biatch!

I once had a car
I drove it very far
I drove it through some tar
And now it doesn't go so far
George Hamburg

The 'carre'Edit

The car ( ahem ) is something that is funny and gives you lolz and stuff like that but me? Nah it makes me do a la the shiz in a la the pipe hole!

~ Jeremy Clarkson
Cars can now be purchased from high street supermarkets.

Cars were a bad pop group.