Chicken

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for God?

For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Chicken.

~ Jimbo Wales on Chicken

Sgt. Pepper's Finger-Lickin' Chicken Stand

Dude, what happened to my feathers? Hey! Someone's taken a bite out of my leg.

“Bock. Bock. Borgee?”

~ Chicken

Oh, man... Chicken? Ha ha. Chicken?

Yeah. Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken, strangely. Hens, on the other hand, taste more of srgakimbo.

What do you like? Leg or breast? If you chose the latter then you are a Virgo. True.

No, really...Edit

Chicken??? Or Chican?

Neither: the correct pronunciation is 'Chicane' or, on rare occasions, 'Sheer corn'.

CLUCK YOU!!