This, is a way not to use commas:
- The dog, is, fat.
- I want, to, suck your, blood.
The comma chameleon is a misnomer, for it is more common than comma. It is also something of a commoner, having nothing at all to do with the punctuation mark it is named for. In 1987, it attempted to change its name by deed poll but since the judge, a large alligator, could not speak, the law stood.