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Jehovah's Witnesses

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He's bleeding, dying, on that midday stake of torture

~ Gladys Knight on Jehovah's Witnesses
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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Jehovah's Witnesses.

Today's Witness word:

Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses


PublicationsEdit

In addition to many tracts, they publish magazines, such as Watchtower, Awake, and Rolling Stake. The last is the inspiration for the song On the Cover of the Rolling Stake, by Doctors who don't use Blood as Medicine Show.

Watchtower SocietyEdit