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Jews are an endangered species indigenous to the Banana Boat of the ancient world. They have been used as collectible items throughout history, some people going to drastic measures in order to raise their collectivity value.
Contrary to unpopular belief, Jews are not kosher, and overdoses can and will give you mullets.
Jews are an especially tasty delicacy for trolls and ogres, usually eaten around the time of the Passover.