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Lynard Skynard

For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Lynard Skynard.

Lynard Skynard is a band produced by a by-product of a fusion reactor. Dr. Malo Talark was trying to fuse a tiger and a donkey to form a tigerkey using a fusion reactor. Right before Dr. Talark threw the switch labeled "FUSION SWITCH", the tiger left the platform and was replaced by Roy Rogers. The donkey stayed on the platform. After the smoked cleared, five guys with the ability to play "southern rock" appeared.

Lynard Skynard had the ability to create followers called "white trash". These people are easily identifiable because they live in trailer parks and drive Cameros. The band put hypnotic messages in the music to force people to say "play some Freebird" at every show. The US government worried about the power of Lynard Skynard, shot down theirnnnnnnnnn plane.