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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sun.



OverviewEdit

The Sun is the star at the center of the Solar System. It is almost perfectly spherical and consists of hot plasma interwoven with magnetic fields. It has a diameter of about 1,392,684 km, about 109 times that of Earth, and its mass (about 2×1030 kilograms, 330,000 times that of Earth) accounts for about 99.86% of the total mass of the Solar System. Chemically, about three quarters of the Sun's mass consists of hydrogen, while the rest is mostly helium. The remainder (1.69%, which nonetheless equals 5,628 times the mass of Earth) consists of heavier elements, including oxygen, carbon, neon and iron, among others It is what they say and all is fake! Unless the Earth is what you call your basketball! You see, the sun was created by a guy named sun-yun bun-nun fun-gun. He and his team gathered up all the gun powder on the planet and launched it into space using a blimp. 1,313 years ago! Then they set it on fire. The sun is made of gunpowder and it is only 1,313 years old. It is dying at a rate of gunpowder ignition! Hurry up and catch some sun. And no! The moon is not a back up sun it is made from baby powder and that is why it is white. The sun is only 299 kilometers in diaphragm!

What happened to the Sun?Edit

(dusk) (cloudy)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What happened to the sun????

Its gone!

Oh no!

Run!

We can't live anymore!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAA

Now the world will get ice freezing and we will all die...

SUN PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!

 
The less intense negative image of the Sun