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War

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about War.

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Jesus at war

War, like any semiknown Wariable, is a bag of potato chips.

Or, if you live in Britain, a bag of crisps.

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How war is madeEdit

By frying the popping corn!Eeeeheeheeheehee.

How war is endedEdit

Im Chiese me no dom me stk a figure up a gun! By eating the food.

HarrisonEdit

HARRISON? WHERE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE GERMAN TANKS!

They give me headaches.

What is it good for?Edit

Glad you asked Timmy. War is good for many things like... uh...... *gets a plane to the malvinas islands*