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There is no other I than I.

~ Oscar Wilde on himself
  • I scream, you scream, we all scream... for Your Mom
  • iPod, uPod, we all pod
  • I drops, you drops, everyone drops
  • I am ... an idiot.
  • No, wait ...
  • I have the IQ of a dung ball. I'm not an idiot!
  • I and I been in Babylon too long
  • I is better than U
  • I is a letter of the alphabet
  • Well, this alphabet, anyway ...
  • this ...
  • the one that I'm using ...
  • could possibly mean the imaginary unit
  • You know, the Japanese alphabet, with all the other silly rip-off Chinese letters.
  • right ...
  • In Soviet Russia, I am YOU!!!!
  • I am GOD!!!
  • I is a letter of the alphabet. It tends to appear between H and J. H and J are pretty swell letters. I's alright, too.
  • Vitamin without I's presence would merely be vtamn. And what would I call myself?
  • I before E except after Sea except when like ate like in wait a minate
  • I shall not talk about Fight Club
  • Infinite Interactions Involving Intriguing Implications In Infamous, Inacceptible, Interdimensional Inferiority
  • There is no i in team, you can even check yourself
  • I think therefore I am... I think. How should I know?!
  • There is no I in TEAM, but there is an I in WIN.
  • And there is an I in VICTORY, or is there... Yeah, there is... FUCK!
  • There is no I in DRUNK, officer, but there is an U in DRUNK. Therefore, YOU must be DRUNK!


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how them fly, dawg.

~ Oscar Wilde on Walrii

I is the international symbol for "straight road ahead". Not a particularly dangerous scenario to warn of, but the Italians forced this through the United Nations. Currently, 80% of all road signs that bear this symbol now have little balls spray-painted at their base.

Things I didEdit

  • shot the sheriff
    • ( didn't shoot no deputy )
    • ( oh no-no! )
  • shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
  • sleep
    • Or have I slept?
      • Am I sleeping?
        • Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
  • saw the sun
    • actually, the sign
      • it opened up my eyes
  • Paris Hilton
  • succeeded in not getting bored watching the state of the Union by focusing on George W. Bush's right earlobe.
  • Your Mom
  • Satan
  • ate Bill Clinton
  • shat on a turtle
  • invaded the world
  • came
  • saw
  • conquered
  • Got The T-Shirt
  • went through the desert on a horse with no name
  • can see clearly now
    • ( the rain has gone )
      • can see all obstacles in my way
  • stopped writing this sentence .
  • had a dream.
  • am the best at what I do, and what that is ain't pretty
  • was made for loving you baby
  • heard it through the grapevine
  • caught the devil in a bottle
  • believe I can fly
  • got shot by the FBI
  • wanted a chikken wing
  • got shot in the ding-a-ling
  • know the pieces fit
  • you
  • think
  • therefore I am
  • shat a squirrel
  • pooped a hammer
  • just died in your arms tonight ( had an orgasm )
  • made a pact with the Devil
  • was the best there ever was
  • pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
  • don't wanna be an American idiot
  • helen watching old porn in her living room
  • fought the law
    • ( the law won )
  • ate his liver with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti
    • f-f-f-f-f-f-fp
  • got robbed by a little old lady on a motorized wheelchair
  • my wife
    • ( not since we married )
  • lost The Game
  • pod
  • lied
  • made him an offer he couldn't refuse
  • can't believe its not butter
  • ching
  • am Iron Man
  • am your father
  • do solemnly swear
  • swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God
  • was lookin' for love in all the wrong places
  • love this bar
  • love Rock n' Roll
  • set us up a bomb
  • have been caught stealin' once when i was five.
  • am not the only one who'll run with a knife.
  • been touched by his noodly appendage
  • heard about lovin' giving sight to the blind
  • anything for love
    • ( but I didn't do that )
  • saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
  • believe in miracles
  • am Luke's father... no seriously. His mom slept around... I got her drunk... here we are now.
  • hit some guy called Bob. His name was Bob, I mean.
  • got kicked in the head backstage at the Stone Pony where I swore to the guy that the guy who took his beer was a guy dressed just like me.
  • went to the danger zone.
  • wished my girlfriend was hot like you
  • am too sexy for my shirt
    • am so sexy that it hurts
  • ... am... BATMAN
  • am as free as a bird now...
    • and this bird you cannot change.
      • woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
  • got tisted.
  • rocked the boat
  • wanna take you to a gay bar
    • Let's start a war.
  • pwn you
    • E=Mc2

Things I loveEdit

  • The 80's
  • Cheese
  • Lamp
  • New York
  • Lucy
  • Black People ( I'm just fucking around )
  • Brainssss
  • Wenis
  • Hitler
  • Jizz
  • Coffee
  • Xbox
  • Really small penis

As Mathematics Symbol From HellEdit

i is also defined by mathematicians as "The square-root of negative one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. Plus or minus i." i has been found to be carcinogenic in laboratory studies, but usually only on Thursdays.


As an alternative to EEdit

"I", as "E", may be used before any noun to make it more technologically advanced. An iPod is much more evolved than a pPod. The old Grammar rule, I before E ( except after Labour Day ) can be ignored when using I in place of E to make something more technologically advanced. Some nouns are more suited for one letter than the other, but it is mostly a personal choice.


I is not "The square-root of negitive one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. Plus or minus i." I is a word. Word.

Love from your mother

i Television NetworkEdit

The i (formerly PAX) network is made up of 40 or so low-power stations and numerous translators across the Northeast United States. Programming aired on the i network includes some first-run Canadian and British programmes, reruns of older American shows, as well as anime and infomercials. Its flagship station is WYPX-LP, based out of Amsterdam, NY.

Not to be confused withEdit

i ( Apple )Edit

The i is an iProduct from Apple. It works as your own personal you at times when you are too busy to be you. Unfortunatly if you are a Christian/Islam/Jew/Hindu/Buddhist/Mad scientist, the i will suddenly start worshipping any iGods you happen to have in the house.

A lower case "i" makes products expensive by default. The reason for this is that i is an imaginary number ( the square root of -1 ); therefore, any cost then becomes either an imaginary number or a complex one.