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* Making links that don't actually do anything but make the author feel important in his pitiful little existence.
* Removing important information, information which the administers feel personally threatening because they are informative, and adding space where no space should be.
* [[R|Redundancy]]. Stating the same information over and over.
* Lengthy discussions of obvious topics (under the head request for comment). These are, however, seen as a last resort, since a paragraph of [[N|nonsense]] or repetitions will still take ages compared to more efficient ways.
* [[R|Redundancy]]. Stating the same information over and over.
* Translating one encyclopedia into many languages. This serves to produce over 100 encyclopedias, all operating in different ways. Several entire languages have been invented simply to increase the number of Wikipedia articles, including Flemorese, Kahxanian, and Swedish. The most extreme example of this is the [http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%97%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0 Russian Wikipedia]. Notice the bizarre and incomprehensible icons on the [[Main Page]], all unrelated to those found on the English Wikipedia's Main Page. Also notice the copious quantities of B's, D's and 0's. They combine to form proof of a [[conspiracy]].
* To get as many uncreditable sources as possible and have other users back them up.
* Another failed attempt to up the American populations literacy.
* Stating that [[Tweetie]] is a [http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html terrorist].
*[[R|Redundancy]]. Stating the same information over and over.
 
Wikipedia is wholly owned for profit by the [[cult]] group Fark. As opposed to us and the millions you'll receive if only you were to cover some minor banking fees from our [[friend]] in [[N|Nigeria]].
 
== NPOV ==
Also, everyday facts are best presented as general opinion (e.g. "...although it should be kept in mind that no conclusive evidence exists one way or the other, many contend that water is wet, the [[earth]] is round, and poking sharpened sticks into your eyes is not a particularly good idea") Many people believe that this is what many people believe.
 
In addition, lists are known to be made and deleted everyday as constant reminders that death IS indeed near, and certain conservatives accuse it of harboring way too many hippie liberals. Wikipedia is further [[P|proof]] that life and indeed every "reliable" source of information has a liberal bias. Who would have thought?
 
===Them Experts===
 
==History==
 
[[Image:Wikipedia the movie14.png|left|thumb|350px|The [[AD|1936]] Wikimania Convention, held in Frankfart, Germany]]
[[Image:Death_to_wikpediaWikipedia the movie14.JPGpng|rightleft|thumb|"Wikipedia's350px|The [[AD|1936]] Wikimania History"Convention, held in [[PicassoWikipedia:Pope Francis|Frankfart]], [[AD|2005Germany]]]]
 
[[Image:Bishop-bikini-babes.jpg|thumb|As a highly respected academic institution, Wikipedia attracts the best and brightest from around the world. Pictured with [[Jimbo]] ( center ), and Dr. Anna Bitiyacockoff, [[Number|24]], a Moldovan submarine engineer. "The vibrant intellectual majesty of Wikipedia brings forth my mind's heat in a most productive manner," says Dr. Fornikova. "Its notably sizable power of knowledge is ''most'' dominant ''indeed''," purrs Dr. Bitiyacockoff. "We shall interact this evening with a neutral point of view to and from each of the three of us," says Jimbo. "Assume good faith!"]]
[[Image:Death_to_wikpedia.JPG|right|thumb|"Wikipedia's History", [[P|Picasso]], [[AD|2005]]]]
 
[[Image:Bishop-bikini-babes.jpg|thumb|As a highly respected academic institution, Wikipedia attracts the best and brightest from around the world. Pictured with [[J|Jimbo]] ( center ), and Dr. Anna Bitiyacockoff, [[Number|24]], a Moldovan submarine engineer. "The vibrant intellectual majesty of Wikipedia brings forth my mind's heat in a most productive manner," says Dr. Fornikova. "Its notably sizable power of knowledge is ''most'' dominant ''indeed''," purrs Dr. Bitiyacockoff. "We shall interact this evening with a neutral point of view to and from each of the three of us," says Jimbo. "Assume good faith!"]]
 
The history of Wikipedia begins in [[BC|1865 BC]] at the height of the Martian Civil War. Abraham Lincoln Logs, in a stroke of genius, realized that if encyclopedias were written collectively on the internet, then encyclopedia editors would be unemployed, and he could round them up and send them off to fight the Confederacy. Unfortunately, his vision of a publicly edited encyclopedia failed, largely because neither computers nor the internet had yet been invented. However, the all-editor 53rd Light Cavalry Regiment (the "Encyclopedic 53rd") was a smashing success; its most celebrated accomplishment was routing a division of gossip columnists defending Atlanta (this was widely viewed as a vindication after an earlier failure to capture Savannah, when the Confederates distracted the regiment with poorly composed, grammatically incorrect encyclopedia articles strewn about on the battlefield).
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