Difference between revisions of "Wikipedia"

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Wikipedia functions much like an iceberg: for every page of supposedly factual information one sees peeking out, hidden below are countless thousands of pages on debate, argument, and vandalism.
Wikipedia functions as a communal toilet. It may certainly look sparkling clean, but there is no scientific method to prove who has been [[Shit|defecating]] in it. Underneath the seat cover and in the crevices are [[Number|billions and billions and billions]] of germs. One can still use it, but is taking a calculated [[risk]] of infection.
Wikipedia functions as a soup cooked by an entire community, with everyone contributing something. One person brings a huge kettle, big enough to cook a stew to feed the whole community. The second person brings gallons of fresh water from a pure, sparkling spring. A third person brings crisp celery, huge potatoes and tasty carrots from the garden. A fourth person brings pounds of lean, fresh red meat. The fifth person uses his years of experience as a cook to slowly simmer the stew and add just the right amount of spices. And then these [[Number|five]] other guys come along and fill the soup with warm, steaming piles of bullshit.